I know you won’t be reading this
before the next ice age or in the case of the modron (who can’t control the
reply function of a basic internet mail if his own “cog” depended on it) when
you have a chance to see civilization (that’s taking a slurpy dump in a closed
place… Don’t worry; Tommy and Tomer are on their way…), so I guess it’s okay to
write this a few days behind schedule then not at all – I mean, who cares if I
have a test on Thursday (plus a class in micro-economics… don’t ask…) the most
important thing is that Yoav’s relationship is fading (to the point he won’t
bother to call and say he’s not coming – or cumming for that matter) and that
we (Sneezy the dwarf and myself) shall never again disregard any of his reviews
(that’s how he calls those one line zingers about the site) or comments…
I had enough of your petty
argument of what monsters can or can’t do (I mean, even Tomer isn’t arguing
about such things any more), I had enough of your little kuato (how long do you
plan to describe the same thing? I have a better time watching “Shemesh”, at
least they have different features now and then…), I can’t take expressions
(that truly remind me of a hamster that finally understand what’s the little
wheel in the cage good for) every time a boxed text approaches or the fact that
you won’t let such things run their course (“Zat’s a nice crown mizter
j’ester…” – you stupid cunt, no everything is as written in the book!), and
since Kris is the only one who has monster lore (and might know the true
capability of Sivak shape changing) you might reconsider the next time you fry
me – I might be good, but you’re getting on my nerves!
Hadish, when we talked on
Sunday, I was sure you were about to tell me all about the rocky night you had
with Rutty, yet again you surprise me, going out with a senior citizen? Isn’t
that your cousins department? Why not sell your brother to faggy – if you can
enjoy the mature nature of a companion (and don’t get me started about the
make-up some use to conceal their Adam’s apple!) why can’t Hadish Jr.?
Tomer/Tommy,
Oh so perky,
Never say die,
Never close an eye,
Too bad you’re going away,
I just like to say,
That even if it’s over,
We’ll always have your picture with a rhino on the shoulder…
Seriously, I must admit,
you’re breaking your own record, it’s like you had some gas enhancement when
you were born – the Lassie metaphor (“What is it boy? Timmy in the well? Take
us!”) was quite accurate…
A BEBEBURPBEBAHHHHH to you
and a bon-voyage…
Last but not least, Faggy, my
little ferry of alcohol, lord of all vodka beverages (tee-hee, Friday we
puke!), you have sunk to a new level, recruiting AD&D trollette geeks on
the bus? Are you crazy?
One more thing, kill Dortiz
(no rod of resurrection!) or at least calm Yoav with a jolt of lightning (yes,
Yoav, not Dortiz) when he’s overdoing the “How can they? They’re no a… you’re
wrong cause…” routine…
Good Idea
Having a character that
goes with a blast (a wish)…
Bad Idea
Having
a player that goes with a blast (a smelly one!)…
Good Idea
Having a date…
Better Idea
Having sex on your date!
Best Idea
All
of the above without knowing her name…
Bad Idea
Having
a blind date…
Worse Idea
Discovering
your date’s Rutty, a 25 year old teacher from Natanya who has a slight
resemblance to Mimi Bobek (especially the face…)
Worst Idea
Having
sex with Rutty…
Good Idea
Putting a rhino on
Bender when he sleeps…
Bad Idea
Putting a wolf along
side the rhino on Bender when he sleeps (Ha-Ya, martial arts, 32 damage!)…
